Recent conversation with oft-mentioned ex-boy today.
I had sent him an excerpt (G-rated) of what I've written about him.
I didn't know what kind of response I wanted to evoke from him.

ex-boy: its well written
ex-boy: of course
ex-boy: and the sentiment is undeniable
ex-boy: fact based emotional writing
ex-boy: you omitted x rated stuff?
ex-boy: or just stuff not about me?
dj: x-rated stuff
ex-boy: curiosity....
ex-boy: but I can resist
dj: ll cool j
dj: little white panties
ex-boy: yikes
dj: other things
dj: dirty dirty things
dj: our past makes other men hard
ex-boy: I'm sure
dj: @ least someone benefits!
dj: anyway
dj: someday you'll read the whole tale
dj: and want me again.
dj: haha
ex-boy: really?
dj: really what?
ex-boy: I want you again sometimes
dj: :dripping with sarcasm: Riiight.
dj: That should have said Dripping
dj: I don't know where that smiley face comes from
ex-boy: no sarcasm
ex-boy: lots of things make me think about it
ex-boy: horny thoughts
ex-boy: good times thoughts
dj: bookstores?
ex-boy: sometimes
dj: stealth bombers?
dj: dandelions?
ex-boy: now that you mention it
dj: ll cool j?
ex-boy: yup
ex-boy: sometimes its just remember
ex-boy: sometimes its remember and want
dj: yeah that's about right.
dj: remember and want and then sweet twinge and then heavy sigh
ex-boy: usually stop short of heavy sigh
ex-boy: not my style I think
dj: what do you do instead of heavy sigh then? where does the memory end?
ex-boy: I dont know
ex-boy: maybe i have short attention span and just move on
dj: ha. boys.
ex-boy: I guess there is a sigh there sometimes
ex-boy: esp. when the memory leads to physical action
dj: out of your whole time pie, I am the 2% "other" slice, now.
ex-boy: no, I think that you are the 2% "you" time
ex-boy: you still have your own slot
dj: SO! You admit it is only 2%!
ex-boy: ya
ex-boy: but work and sleep add up to about 85
ex-boy: leaving a measly 15 to be divvied amongst all others
ex-boy: and on average week, New Girl takes about 10 12 of that
ex-boy: making you one of the most valued relationships
dj: how about, in your "thinking" pie?
ex-boy: same stats can be applied
dj: nuh-uh
ex-boy: thinking while pleasing on the other hand....
dj: thinking is not the same as living pie
ex-boy: : )
dj: wait. wha-ha?
ex-boy: it is for me
ex-boy: is bad to tell you that I think about you while masterbating?
dj: no I guess it's not bad.
dj: but would you tell me what you think about?
dj: just a tidbit?
dj: a crumb?
dj: a scooby snack?
ex-boy: well
ex-boy: you
ex-boy: skin
ex-boy: curves
ex-boy: eyes
ex-boy: panties
ex-boy: mostly skin I think
ex-boy: by eyes, I mean certain looks
ex-boy: the I'm gunna eat you looks
ex-boy: the innocent me looks
ex-boy: you know?
dj: I miss the I'm gonna eat you looks from you.
dj: at clubs and parties.
dj: I remember the first time I decided I really wanted to suck you
dj: was at a party
ex-boy: I think I remember
dj: I wanted to pour honey on you
ex-boy: ya I remember
dj: hey you remember too! we didn't lose those brain cells!
ex-boy: not all of them
dj: hey
dj: please don't ever worry that I'm out to get you back, ok?
ex-boy: I wouldn't
dj: k
dj: I just remember and want too
dj: and Want was a big thing between us
ex-boy: ya, just hope that I don't get too horny and seduce you one day
dj: (i hope i hope i hope)

I'm tired of being a seducer. I want to be seduced.
It's so much easier to be seduced by Someone Familiar.